• Violent Little Machine Shop Morale Patches

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    Stop taking life so seriously and prove that you are the most tactical of all the operational operators with one of these awesome morale patches... Or don't, honestly we'll be fine either way.  Whether you're 3rd ID, a MARSOC Raider, or just really f'n good at HALO, these patches are scientifically proven to increase attractiveness to the opposite sex 50% of the time...every time.  These are brought to you by Violent Little Machine Shop and we sell them so they don't have to deal with your whining. 


    *All patches have hook & loop backer


    Creasy Bear - "Our spirit animal from Man On Fire. Denzel would be proud"

    2" x 3" PVC


    Shooters - "When in doubt always go tits out"

    2" x 3" Embroidered


    AR15 - "Get thunderstruck"

    1" x 3" Embroidered


    Moist - "it puts the lotion on its skin"

    1-1/4" x 2" PVC

    *Patch is now white font on black background


    Standard Steel Ops Patch - "yep, its kinda boring but its shameless advertising for us"

    2" x 3" Embroidered


    Just the Tip - "Just for a second, just to see what it feels like"

    2" x 3" Embroidered


    Facebook Made Me Hate My Friends - "its only funny because its true"

    2" x 2" Leather


    This Patch Was Developed By A U.S. Navy SEAL - "Its basically the same as going thru BUD/S"

    1-1/2" x 2" Leather


    Thin Blue Line - "Because they don't make a donut patch"

    3/4" x 2-1/2" PVC


    Crisis Actor - "Weren't you at the last one too?"

    2" x 4" Embroidered


    Try Me - "push button for lights and giggles"

    .75" x 3" Embroidered


    Drink Fight Drink - "The life motto of real men and incredibly attractive women"

    2" x 3" Leather


    Diabeetus - "Is it a medical indicator patch or just Wilford Brimley, let the EMT's decide" 

    3-1/2" x 2-3/4" PVC

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