• Violent Little Machine Shop Morale Patches

    $5.99

    Stop taking life so seriously and prove that you are the most tactical of all the operational operators with one of these awesome morale patches... Or don't, honestly we'll be fine either way.  Whether you're 3rd ID, a MARSOC Raider, or just really f'n good at HALO, these patches are scientifically proven to increase attractiveness to the opposite sex 60% of the time...every time.  These are brought to you by Violent Little Machine Shop, and yes they are the same price as their website so stop being cheap. 


    *All patches have hook & loop backer


    Creasy Bear - "Our spirit animal from Man On Fire. Denzel would be proud"

    2" x 3" PVC


    "Shooters" - "When in doubt always go tits out"

    2" x 3" Embroidered


    "AR15" - "Get thunderstruck"

    1" x 3" Embroidered


    Moist - "it puts the lotion on its skin"

    1-1/4" x 2"


    Standard Steel Ops Patch - "yep, its kinda boring but its shameless advertising for us"

    2" x 3" Embroidered


    Just the Tip - "Just for a second, just to see what it feels like"

    2" x 3" Embroidered


    Facebook Made Me Hate My Friends - "its only funny because its true"

    2" x 2" Leather


    This Patch Was Developed By A U.S. Navy SEAL - "Its basically the same as going thru BUD/S"

    1-1/2" x 2" Leather


    Thin Blue Line - "Because they don't make a donut patch"

    3/4" x 2-1/2" PVC


    Crisis Actor - "Weren't you at the last one too?"

    2" x 4" Embroidered


    "Try Me" - "push button for lights and giggles"

    .75" x 3" Embroidered


    Drink Fight Drink - "The life motto of real men and incredibly attractive women"

    2" x 3" Leather


    Diabeetus - "Is it a medical indicator patch or just Wilford Brimley, let the EMT's decide" 

    3-1/2" x 2-3/4" PVC

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